Thursday, 18 October 2007

Kareena Kapoor and Shahid Kapoor's next flop to be released soon







Kareena Kapoor and Shahid Kapoor's next flop to be released soon

The biggest flop pair in the history of Indian cinema will pair up once again, and prove to the world why they are number one. Yes we are talking about Kareena Kapoor and Bad Luck Shahid. After being in about 50 co-starrers, with one majestic hit in between, the dynamic duo will flaunt their stuff in Jab We Met.

On a serious note, Kareena Kapoor is looking awesome. The girl has the best style in the business, and the way she moves should be a lesson to girls worldwide. But like every episode, we here stand before you and wonder why she's bearing this half-boy half-koala of a boyfriend. The way this guy looks from outside you'd expect he's got a Made in China tag on his butt and plays "Chaiya Chaiya" every time you press his belly button.

But judging from the fact that she belongs to a family of Raj, Shammi, Shashi and Rishi Kapoor, you kind of get the feeling that her idea of a perfect man is a dancing midget with pink lipstick on...oh wait, that's almost a perfect description of Shahid Kapoor. What a coincidence.










3 comments:

  1. u f--- idiot.....u did NOT just say that about SHAHID KAPOOR! i mean really where have u, the classic b----, been lately? on the moon? i think its the other way around about kareena kapoor as the dancing midget with pink lipstick on and shahid as the dude with class.....i mean really...man, get a LIFE....u know, i imagine u to be some fat guy who eats too much and needs to SERIOUSLY get a job, lose *smirk* some weight, and GET A LIFE!!!

    -an adamant Shahid Kapoor fan, who appreciates him for what he's worth!

    oh and btw, if u've EVER seen jab we met and how much fame/glam/money its raked in, u're probably wishing u never wrote this f--- paragraph(s)!

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  2. Yup, i agree with you.... The one who wrote should be a guy....who is bloody jealous of shahid kapoor..by the the that is not lipstick ....thats the the way his lips are made off....u bloody idiot.... and shahid is a great dancer and no body can equally dance with him on todays film industry.... never try even single word against shahid ... he deserves a better girl than kk .... may be the world's best girl...

    luv u shahid............luv u shahid.................luv u shahid.........luv u shahid

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  3. hello kareena can you come to Birmingham and do a show because i want to see you in real life.

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