Naughty Jokes in Hindi | Naughty SMS in Hindi

Naughty Jokes in Hindi | Naughty SMS in Hindi

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.

no visits...

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,

Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,

Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,

Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,

muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,

jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,

haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...

Aapke haath me

mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c

smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi

File hai...

SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa

stupid style hai??

Kripya Dhyaan De,

Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,

is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,

aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,

par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

Geeta mein likha hai?

are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,

Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,

Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,

Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge

Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge

Humein mita sakte ho to mita do

yaadein meri, magar..

kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra

Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera

Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine

Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban

chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban